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S U M M A R Y A lifetime of writing and editing experience. Could successfully spell "Sears" at the age of five. Quick to correct people when they say "me" instead of "I" and vice versa. All lawsuits have been settled out of court, all convictions but two overturned. Anything you may have heard about "attitude problems" in the workplace are rumors spread by jealous jerks. Mostly good-natured. Pencils and highlighters included. E X P E R I E N C E Independent Consultant | 2001-2002 | Portland, ME A time of quiet self-exploration, working outside "traditional employment." Conducted lengthy studies of entertainment media and televised marketing campaigns. Freelance work in a wide range of industries, incl. landscaping, short-term childcare, solicitation. President, Dink Corp. | 2000-2001 | Philadelphia, PA Invented the Shrinky Dink. Decorate the patented plastic sheet and cook in the oven! Shrinks to one-third the original size and grows nine times thicker! Good for magnets, Christmas ornaments, gift tags, keychains, ID tags, name plates, mobiles, jewelry, tie tacks, toys, shoe decorations, picture accents, greeting cards, zipper pulls, or anything else you can imagine!!! Senior Editor, Webmonkey | 1998-1999 | San Francisco, CA Taught millions how to make their own websites despite not personally knowing how. Responsible for the current popularity of the shoddy personal site. Dancer/Entertainer, The Seven Veils | 1997-1998 | Mountain View, CA Featured performer at popular adult entertainment facility. Tap, jazz, and modern dance while in a state of dishabille, often accompanied by feats of magic and/or acrobatics. Worked well with a team of fellow entertainers. Learned valuable skills by performing as policeman, construction worker, fireman. E D U C A T I O N
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