NAME: Billy Rubin
RELATIONSHIP: Cousin
COMMENTS: "Everything he says is true. If he says something and it sounds like it might not be true, just do yourself a favor and assume it's true. Just nod your head and agree with whatever he says, it makes it easier on everybody."

NAME: Famke Allen
RELATIONSHIP: Mother
COMMENTS: "Really just a flat-out [...] unbelievably [...] [un]insane monster [of rock]."

NAME: Wanda
RELATIONSHIP: Off and on
COMMENTS: "This one time I was getting hauled in by the pigs and one of them was like, 'Hey, Wanda, I like those shoes, those are great shoes, are those new shoes,' all this stuff about my shoes, which were just my usual red spike heels, I mean he's seen them a million times before. I don't know what his deal is."

NAME: Evany Thomas
RELATIONSHIP: Former Employer, Webmonkey
COMMENTS: "He needs to be off the streets. It's better if he's indoors, in a controlled environment, with a short list of simple tasks to accomplish each day."